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Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


Any of you even know what a Multiverse or White Hole is? Well, for the most part, you don't hear about them because none of them are scientifically proven yet, but the theories and evidence behind them are very strong. We'll start with a Multiverse.

A Multiverse is like a connection of a bunch of other Universe's such as our own. Just picture up to 6 or 7 amazingly huge Universe's intersecting and stacked on top of eachother, possibly interefering with eachother every so often. Well, this is also where a White Hole comes into play.

A White Hole is the exact opposite of a Black Hole. You can picture it like a balance, due to the rule that matter can not be created or destroyed. Anything that goes inside of a Black Hole is theoretically thrown into a Worm Hole and comes out somewhere else out of something called a White Hole. The matter that goes into the Black Hole theoretically spews out of the White Hole in another place and time, It is possible that everytime a Black Hole is created, an entire new Universe is created from the White Hole that spawns. Just like a Big Bang, like I said, a Big Bang caused from the Black Hole taking all the material that it sucks up and compresses and exploding it through a White Hole.

It is also theorized that a White Hole is possible in the Bermuda Triangle. If you don't know, The Bermuda Triangle is an area off the coast of Florida, the area really depends on the person making a theory, but its often just observed as a triangle. In the Bermuda Triangle many ships and planes have been lost and/or just plain dissapeared. This is due to the Bermuda Triangle being different from any other part of the earth. Once you enter the Bermuda Triangle, all magnetic equipment fails to work. Take a compass for example, it will go haywire and just not work at all, same with all electro-magnetic equipment in a plane which explains why many planes have crashed. It's mainly because all of the Electro-Magnetic waves in the Bermuda Triangle aren't like any other spot in the world, but that's not all that's different. The gravity inside the Triangle is less than the rest of the world as well, I forget the exact number but I think the gravity was .3% less.

The reason people believe that there is a White Hole in the Bermuda Triangle is because it acts as some kind of Worm Hole. If you were to stick a pole straight through middle of the Bermuda Triangle, it would come out on a different spot then you would expect in the world, the Dragons Triangle. The Dragons Triangle is just like the Bermuda Triangle in almost every way, except it isn't directly on the other side of the world from the Bermuda Triangle. It's more like it's at a 70 Degree angle, posing possibly as there being a White Hole at both ends connected by a Worm Hole through the middle of the Earth. At the Bermuda Triangle, matter is constantly spewed out from the core of the earth. Land, Lava, Microscopic Life, it spews and spews out of that certain area. The temperature is warm, its fertile, it's the perfect life creation grounds for all things, and like I said, matter is constantly coming out from under the Triangle.

If this doesn't make you think about Life outside our own, what does.


Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


Even if you think life isn't going your way, even when you think your stuck and not able to do anything you want to do, there will be a time when you realize you have to work to get the things you want. Giving up isn't an option, giving up means you let life win this little game we're in. Once you hit rock bottom you have nothing to worry about, because it can only get better from there. Everybody falls to the bottom eventually, but that is the turning point in your life, thats the point where you start to see everything is going your way, the time where you notice people are looking at you more often, you are being recognized for the achievments you're making. You'll have days where you look back on it and say "Everything went my way today.. it's about time."

I myself have hit rock bottom before, I've been through the turning point, and I've finally had the day where everything went my way. You yourself will find this soon enough. Realize that life is many things we can't and never will understand. It's unpredictable, it's mysterious, it contains lies and the truth to all things. One day you'll feel like life just loves to play with you, and then another day something amazing happens to you and you think "Is life finally done screwing with me?" I wrote this for no particular reason, I'm in a motivational mood.


Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


NOTE AGAIN, COPY PASTED FROM MY MYSPACE BLOG, THIS IS A RANT ABOUT MYSPACE

ook, there's only 2 Bulletins after my last 3 were posted. Does that mean I've saved a couple of you from your hell? I fucking hope so, because I swear to god I'm going to spam the shit out of these bulletins with my badass high quality rants if I see a shitload of that ridiculous "W4W|PC4PC|ADDHIMERHRHZRZHREHZZE" shit again. Really, you guys must not realize how stupid you sound. Let me try to describe it in terms you Myspace whores might understand.

Picture a little infant, just a little toddler maybe 5 or 6 years old. You're the mother/father of this child, but you have a serious problem. Every fucking 5 minutes, maybe every hour or two if you're lucky, this little shit screams out incomprehensible phrases that you don't understand and they're quite fucking annoying. All you hear is "WARARFARAFAFARARAREARAR" , "PIXZTURZUZRUTCOMENTMIYZPIXTORZRZORZZR Z" and "IHEFDIZKEWLFRENDPLEEZADHIMURHURZLOLEZ OLZZOLZ." Keep in mind, this little fucker is screaming these things constantly and as loud as he can, never ceasing. He doesn't sleep. EVER. He just leeches off of you, eats your food, screaming these horrible things and you don't know why the kid can be so fucking retarded. You hope that he's mentally ill so that you can put him away in some institution so you don't have to deal with him, and it also gives hope to you that maybe humanity isn't so fucking retarded.

So, next time you think about posting your chain blogs, your chain emails, your chain bulletins, think about this. You're that fucking kid.


Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


NOTE THIS IS COPY-PASTED FROM MY MYSPACE BLOG, IT IS A RANT, COURTNEY IS ONE OF MY "FRIENDS"

This goes for all of you, not just Courtney. She is a great example though.
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GET OFF MYSPACE.

I'd post a picture of why, but I can't right now so let me describe it as best as I can.

??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 4:11 AM Add RoSs+++
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 4:07 AM Add HeR+++
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 4:03 AM Add HiM [[He's sexxi]]
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 4:00 AM AIM [[plz]] and MSN
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 3:49 AM w 4 w..... pc 4 pc
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 3:29 AM Add HiM [[he mad hawt]] +++
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 3:27 AM Add HeR ++++
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 3:24 AM w 4 w..... pc 4 pc
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 3:20 AM Add HiM+ [[he looks like Ryan Ross]]
??Courtneyy%u2122 [[Luvvs Ross]] [1k] Jul 26, 2007 2:20 AM Add HiM [[he's hott]] cmnt him after

Actually, I didn't have to describe that at all. Copy paste worked great, now. To pinpoint details. Why the fuck do you keep telling people to add someone? Whats with all this W4W PCP4PC shit? Is Myspace really that important to people like you? All I see whenever I log into this teenage girl shit infested blog site is 2-3 people with nothing but "W4W PC4PC ADD THIS FUCKASS HES GAY" But in this special case, It's Courtney, and she's successfully spammed every bulletin slot on the page. All 10 of them. WHY? I seriously don't understand, is your account hacked or something? Or are you really this pathetic on Myspace? When I log on and see all these shit bulletins about Pictures and Comments and Add this person I think "Okay, so is this person actually this stupid or have they been retarded enough to get hacked"

You see, I leave this option of you being hacked open because I love to think that humans are better than this. I would love to leave the possibility open that you aren't this ridiculous to do these stupid things on Myspace or any website for that matter. Myspace is not life, Myspace is not anything, Myspace is shit. Nobody cares about your pictures, Nobody cares about your comments, Nobody cares about this cool friend you want to have us add. All of you reading this, if you do this, Stop. You are pathetic. You need to go outside and have fun with your "Friends" in real life instead of sitting here on your computer asking for comments from them when you could just as easily call them or Instant Message them. Please, please do this so that I can know Humans aren't retarded.

Seriously, if you are one of these people, get off the internet, you aren't wanted here. Go to a forum that I go to and you'll be destroyed for your stupidity. The internet is serious business people, watch the fuck out.


Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


My brother is officially the biggest idiot and nerd alive, and yet he knows nothing about anything. He thinks every game that isn't broken is his, and that all the broken games are obviously mine. I put all my games back where they belong and somewhere AWAY from him, and he takes them, uses them, leaves them out, breaks them, then says I broke them and that the other one we have that works is his because he takes care of his stuff (My fucking ass he does.) He'll sit at the computer or on one of MY Systems for literally the entire day. 5 hours, 8 hours, 13 hours, doesn't matter. You can go upstairs or downstairs or anything and you'll most likely see him playing the same game for days on end. My brother is fat, self-centered, has no discipline, and thinks that Video Games are his life. He's failing the 5th Grade for christ sake, He's ruining his life and one day he's going to learn the insanely hard truth about life.

My brother is going to wind up on the streets as a dropout with no family or friends, and he's going to die unhappy. His fault, not mine.


Posted by Xavon - July 28th, 2007


XavonNG: you suck
XavonNG: alot
XavonNG: literally and metaphorically
Maggotty1112: Indeed.
Maggotty1112: Literally is my Faavorite *Slurp*
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Maggotty1112: COOL
XavonNG: You need to stop caps locking all the time
XavonNG: I want to hit you really hard
Maggotty1112: Awwwwwww
Maggotty1112: PLZ HIT MI
Maggotty1112: I WILL SECKS JU
XavonNG: I will block the italian shit out of you
Maggotty1112: lmao
Maggotty1112: You won't block me
Maggotty1112: You Love me too much
XavonNG: ...
XavonNG: Faggot
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Maggotty1112: You do not love me.
Maggotty1112: Why?
XavonNG: Because I am loving a female
Maggotty1112: Me too.
Maggotty1112: BUt
Maggotty1112: We can be lovers.
Maggotty1112: on the side.
Maggotty1112: By the way don't show strickland this.. but i think you are much Larger than him.. and much more pleasing.
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Maggotty1112: You are the only one that can please me.
Maggotty1112: IM A GAY FAG
Maggotty1112: YES
Maggotty1112: CALVIN I WANT YOUR BODY
Maggotty1112: I WANT TO SLURP UP YOUR CUMMINESS OF PROTEIN SUPPLEMENTS
Maggotty1112: LETS DOGGIE STYLE IT
Maggotty1112: AND MAKE BABIES
Maggotty1112: PLEASE
Maggotty1112: I WANT TO PLOW YOU
Maggotty1112: I WILL BE THE GIRL
Maggotty1112: I WANT TO BE A BITCH
Maggotty1112: YOU CAN BEAT ME
Maggotty1112: I WILL BEND OVER FOR YOU
Maggotty1112: I LIKE GIANT THROBBING COCK IN MY MOUTH
Maggotty1112: I WANT YOU TO STICK CONDOMS IN MY BUTT WITH YOUR PENIS
Maggotty1112: THEN I WILL FART THEM OUT
Maggotty1112: AND EAT THEM
Maggotty1112: GOD DAMNIT I WILL
Maggotty1112: THEN
Maggotty1112: I WILL SHIT THEM OUT
Maggotty1112: AND EAT THEM AGAIn
Maggotty1112: AND THEN
Maggotty1112: I WILL SHIT THEM Again
Maggotty1112: THen I WILL WEAR THEM
Maggotty1112: AS I POUND STRICKLANDS ASS
Maggotty1112: OH MY GOD THIS IS TURNING ME ON
Maggotty1112: IM SO HOT
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Maggotty1112 (10:52:13 PM): THAT ONE SMELL LIKE ASSHOLE
Maggotty1112 (10:52:15 PM): I SRY
Maggotty1112 (10:52:18 PM): OOO A CONDOM CAME OUT
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XavonNG: Go to Myspace and read
Maggotty1112: KK
Maggotty1112: Wow that made me laugh.
XavonNG: You realize that is there for everybody to read right
Maggotty1112: Yeah im cool with that.
Maggotty1112: Pretty sure everyone already thought/knew I was gay.
XavonNG: hahaha
Maggotty1112: I don't give a shit lol
Maggotty1112: as long as i know...
Maggotty1112: that i am not.
Maggotty1112: im good.
XavonNG: First stage is Denial. Good job Weston, you're the road to recovery.
Maggotty1112: >.<
Maggotty1112: FUCKER
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IndubitableBliss (12:56:55 AM): do you consider yourself a fag?
Maggotty1112 (12:57:07 AM): No.
Maggotty1112 (12:57:13 AM): I consider myself a Humorous person.
Maggotty1112 (12:57:26 AM): By "Acting" Like a fag.
Maggotty1112 (12:57:34 AM): And i swear to god
Maggotty1112 (12:57:38 AM): if you say the first step is denial
Maggotty1112 (12:57:41 AM): I will EAT YOUR ASSHOLE
IndubitableBliss (12:58:33 AM): thats not gay at all


Posted by Xavon - July 21st, 2007


Will anybody actually read my blogs? I have many interesting things to say that I could post here, but it would be pointless to do it if no one will be looking here. So, post a comment here to let me know if you're watching.